FINALLY!!! The Rock has come back to..... Wait, nevermind I thought this was something else.

Calipari to UK

Looks good at this point, so as a UK fan, I have to think there's no way in hell this really happens. Actually, that was my lame attempt at humity - of course he's comin'. Kentucky Basketball is back, bitches!

Alabama

As I have been invited to post, I assume I'm one of us, but to feed into the elitist atmosphere, I knew that. I'm not really sure what you, Mr. Reader, want from me on my 1st post ... some historical perspective? Buy a freakin' newspaper! Want me to introduce myself? Buy me dinner! I will tell you that I, along with these other cube farmers, are all pretty funny, and you should feel freakin' honored that you have the opportunity to read this stuff. This will be the creative epicenter of everything that is offensive, funny, and offensivly funny. Don't like it? Don't think it's right? Well then go the hell away. If you don't think this is funny and it has wasted your time, well, I just don't care! I'm sure they'll replay your stupid Star Trek episode again soon. Anyway, this should be fun - stay tuned!

Michigan St 64 - Louisville 52

Poor, poor Louisville fans. It was setting up sooo nicely for you. Big East regular season title, Big East tournament title, first time ranked #1, #1 seed overall, UK in the NIT and running their coach out of town. Then along came the buzzsaw known as Michigan State. On the bright side football season is just around the corner......oh yeah nevermind you still have Kragthorpe as coach.

First posting

Well from the other blogs I have seen I guess the first post has to be your mission statement post where you list why you feel you are important enough for other people to give a damn about the random thoughts that run through your head. So I guess that responsibility will fall on me.

The purpose of this blog will be to bring together some of the funniest mother fuckers I have met in my life. For a brief period of time the stars aligned and we all were working at the same soul crushing cube farm job. For the most part we have all moved on, some to bigger and better jobs, some to higher paying more soul crushing, and some to lower paying more soul crushing (sigh, that would be me), but we have tried to stay in contact. We constantly find ourselves having big long email chains during the day that always provide good laughs and I'm sure at some point will lead to one of us being fired.

With that explanation out of the way I guess I should explain how I envision this blog working, of course it will be all open to change to see what best works. I'd like it to be a blog where any of us can start a topic and any of us can comment on a topic and see what kind of a rapport we can get going back and forth. For the time being I'm going to suggest we be elitist and say if you are not one of us, you can't comment on the posts, feel free to read though. With all this being said I know a lot of us have very busy lives and there is no telling if this thing will take off or not. If it does take off we may look to create our own website and move away from blogger.com, mainly to setup a site that wouldn't be blocked by internet filters at our different workplaces.

For the time being I guess we'll just take a Special Olympics approach and put a group of retards on display and see what happens.