Alabama

As I have been invited to post, I assume I'm one of us, but to feed into the elitist atmosphere, I knew that. I'm not really sure what you, Mr. Reader, want from me on my 1st post ... some historical perspective? Buy a freakin' newspaper! Want me to introduce myself? Buy me dinner! I will tell you that I, along with these other cube farmers, are all pretty funny, and you should feel freakin' honored that you have the opportunity to read this stuff. This will be the creative epicenter of everything that is offensive, funny, and offensivly funny. Don't like it? Don't think it's right? Well then go the hell away. If you don't think this is funny and it has wasted your time, well, I just don't care! I'm sure they'll replay your stupid Star Trek episode again soon. Anyway, this should be fun - stay tuned!